Andy Rooney: Mathematician or Lawyer?

Thanks to fellow Caltech alum Barry A. Cipra, who wrote a wonderful piece entitled “Andy Rooney, Ph.D.” in the The Mathematical Intelligencer, Vol. 10, No. 2 (1988), I realized that much of the drafting I do in licensing is like a mathematician setting up a math problem.  Here are some timeless quotes from Andy Rooney to illustrate my point.